Boyd Favored His Anus...

Here's a cut and paste from my hometown paper, The Harlan Daily Enterprise.

An article in Monday's on line edition, detailed a crack cocaine bust.

"The K-9 unit responded to the area of the vehicle where (Boyd) was sitting," Vicini said. "(Boyd) also favored his anus as if there were a foreign object lodged inside. Based on the fact that all occupants of the vehicle were manifestly under the influence, they were all arrested and taken to Harlan ARH where X-rays were taken. The X-ray of (Boyd) revealed the possibility of a foreign object within the anus. At that time, (Boyd) agreed to cooperate by retrieving a piece of crack cocaine that weighed approximately 6 grams."

I'd hate to try to make a drug deal with this guy.

What does he say? "Wait a minute while I go behind this building to retrieve your crack from my crack."

Boyd favored his anus? I'd hate to see the mug shot.