Farting In Wal Mart

I had to visit the local Wal Mart this weekend to pick up a few items.

Saturdays are especially crowded with the locals. It's a meeting place as much as anything else.

Earlier in the day I'd eaten two boiled eggs and a large serving of black beans and rice.

I got my laughs by wading in among a crowd of browsers and slipping out a silent but deadly emission.

I would wait for it to perfume up around me then make my way to the end of the aisle and watch as the odor assaulted the nostrils in the crowd.

Mothers blamed their children. The looks and faces were hilarious.

Now that's good, cheap fun any way slice it.