Sexual Couch

The on air "swap shop" or "trading post" has long been a fixture on
rural small town radio.

People call in and the show host puts them on the air and they list
items they'd like to sell.

Its a good place to find a goat or lawn furniture or a mower and the like.

Recently, on a Hazard, KY version of this radio flea market a lady
called in to offer up several "pitcher frames.".

"Some of 'ems home day-core, some of 'em aint."

Finally she got to the one thing she hadn't been able to move.

"Calvin," she said to Kevin, the host of the program, "I've still got
that pertty lil green sexual couch aint nobody called about."

I suspect she meant to say a "sexual grouping," but what do I know.